I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down,
a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi, how are
you?".
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine".
The voice said "So what are you up to?".
I said, "Just doing the same as you - sitting here!
He said "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I say "I'm rather busy right now".
Then the voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you
back, there's an i.d.i.o.t in the cubicle next to me
answering all my questions".
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